| Date Added | Quote |
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| 2004-02-11 | Light travels faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright till you hear them speak. |
| 2003-05-20 | You know what's better? Calling the cell phones of random network people while they're trying to get the datacenter back online, and playing the StrongBad techno MP3 at them. -- Twist |
| 2003-02-21 | Nothing travels faster than the speed of light, with the possible exception of bad news, which obeys its own set of laws. -- Douglas Adams |
| 2002-11-23 | Televisions are the opposite of women. A good television is wide and flat. -- Ryan Roberts |
| 2002-08-05 | If you were plowing a field, which would you rather use? Two strong oxen or 1024 chickens? -- Seymour Cray |
| 2002-05-10 | Psychotics are consistently inconsistent. The essence of sanity is to be inconsistently inconsistent. -- Larry Wall |
| 2002-02-01 | Television is called a medium because it is neither rare nor well done. |
| 2002-01-11 | Not only is a bear large and heavy, it is also double-jointed and thus quite floppy. -- Wayne Pacelle, senior vice president of the Humane Society of the United States (discussing why bears can't be moved easily.) http://www.cnn.com/2002/US/01/11/pesky.wildlife.ap/index.html |
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